- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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