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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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