What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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