- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I'm Polish.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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