caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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time to spruce up!

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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