I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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A man did not like this site

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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