What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

The Labour Party.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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