What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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