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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Weaner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Pain Olympics.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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