Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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