How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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