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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Brain fart

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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