- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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