Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Peas

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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