- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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