- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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