What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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