What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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