What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Wanna hear a joke? no

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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