- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

I like that, but why am I happy?

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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