- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What did the man with no head say to the women?

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

I was Born ready I was born naked.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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