WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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