Denard Robinson

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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