- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

there once was a black man who played basketball

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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