Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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