Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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