Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Peas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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