- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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