Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Your big dick.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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