Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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