- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

woman's rights

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What do you call a black man? A person

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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