- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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