What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Yes

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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How old are you? 7

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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