Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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no.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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one of the idiot

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Women's rights

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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- Helen Keller

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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