- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Allah walked into AK Bar

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