What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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