Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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