- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Andoni was here

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

a man checks his mypsace

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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