Why is the sky blue? Because it is

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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