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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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