Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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