- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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