- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

I'm Polish.

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