- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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