- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

womens rights

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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