Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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