- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

it

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??