- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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