A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Chuck Norris.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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