- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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