What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

knock knock who's there? hope

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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