what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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