- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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