- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Knock Knock Who did that?

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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