- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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