What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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