Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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