- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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