You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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