- Anti Joke

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

12 in general

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile