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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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