- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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