- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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