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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Refridgerator.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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