- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

rent a cops

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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