I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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NEVER

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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