- Anti Joke

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How many light bulbs? 1

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.