- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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