- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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