A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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