Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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