Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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