- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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