I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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