How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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