- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's big and purple? Barney

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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