Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Jesus Christ

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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