- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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