Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Knock Knock Who's there

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Anti Joke

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