- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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