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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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