Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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sky silverstein

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Tunechi

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Anti Joke

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