- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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