- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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