- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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