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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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