- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

knock knock come in !

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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