- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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