mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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