How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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