- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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