- Anti Joke

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Jordan is pregant

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).