Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Sam Hengal.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

123 f*ck off

A Chinese man fails a math test

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Tunechi

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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