- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Men's rights

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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