wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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