A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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