- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A Duck walks into a bar.

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