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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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