- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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