Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Anti Joke

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