- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

your mama's so fat... that's it

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why so serious ?

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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