did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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