- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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