- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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