- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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