- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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