- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

David Cameron

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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