- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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