- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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