- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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