- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

why does the man appear fat he is

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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