- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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