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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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