what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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