- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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