- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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