what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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nothing

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Death by kayak

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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i hate non minorities!

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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knock knock? come in

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Anti Joke

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