- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

u know whats a crime? rape

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Gretta has five legs? -no

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