- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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