- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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