- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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