Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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