What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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