- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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