Potassium? K.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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