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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Women's professional sports

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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