- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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