- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Katy Perry

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

This is a joke.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.