A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

poopy is poopy

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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