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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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