I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Lololol

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you see theres this guy.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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