A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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read me write me

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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