Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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