- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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