- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What's 2+2? Fish

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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