There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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