- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

knock knock i have diarrhea

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

here's a joke... the american education society

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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