Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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why are balck people black because they are

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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lol

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Beka has AIDS

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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