A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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