CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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