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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Boxing on Boxing Day

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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