- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Women's Rights

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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