What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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