- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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