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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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