- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

In soviet Russia...things are different

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

womens rights.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Golf.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

God is real.

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