- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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