- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

why did you poop because you are a poop

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

A guy walks into a bar

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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