- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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