So these two girls have a cup .

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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