What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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