- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KATE WAS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??