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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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