Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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deez nuts

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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