the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Hi.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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