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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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