Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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