(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

The Morman Religion.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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