- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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